How To Know You're An Idiot: Example #542

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  1. M&P15T

    M&P15T Big Yellow Lives!!!

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    1. Park car at work.
    2. Look at car, decide something is busted in rear suspension, because ride height is 1.25" lower on passenger side rear, compared to driver's side rear.
    3. Start texting mechanic friend who installed the performance suspension stuff, telling him car is broken. Schedule appointment to have him fix whatever the hell is wrong.
    4. Later, realize the car is parked on un-even ground, and nothing is wrong with suspension.

    Look out for further examples of "How To Know You're An Idiot" in the future!!!
     
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    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    542 ain't bad. By last count, my idiot examples are well into the 1,000s.
     
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    P99er MGTOW??

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    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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  5. M&P15T

    M&P15T Big Yellow Lives!!!

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    Sorry...sorry....that's just this month. And it's only the 18th.
     
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    deputy tom Gringo Viejo

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    OP, don't be too hard on yourself. I could see that happening. tom. :cowboy:
     
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    Berto woo woo

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    I had a problem like that before, fixed it by airing up the tire.
     
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    nikerret Mr. Awesome

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    I have multiple degrees from the school of hard knocks.
     
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    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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    A fellow classmate.....I have my doctorate from that school.
     
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