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How to impress

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 19, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    To impress a woman:

    Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
    Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance
    her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle
    with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her
    hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back
    again for her.


    To impress a man:

    Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
     
  2. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

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  3. allhowl

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    If she shows up naked I don't care about the wings or TV. I'm impressed.