How to get a man

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  1. okie

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    Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a
    large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her
    friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.

    Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got
    back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"

    Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

    Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

    Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods 'cause I
    needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

    Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

    Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead
    mice and a bird cage."

    Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."

    Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of
    hooters