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How to escape from a Japanese bear

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by LongGoneDays, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. LongGoneDays

    LongGoneDays Misanthropical

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    At least the ones that come at night
     
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    I can't translate it, but the place where I found that link is saying the product states it's good for camping. So if a bear attacks you in the night you can run away.
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    gonna be hell getting to the zipper on the tent door though.
     
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    It is like a snuggie on steroids.
     
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    The best part is that it's between $400 and $450 LOL. I'm living in Japan right now so I can pick one of these up for someone if you want ;)
     
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    Only problem is that bears can run faster than people.
     
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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    That's why you always bring a 22 and a friend when camping in bear country. Don't have to outrun the bear, just a friend with a gunshot wound in their leg.
     
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    Oh lord I just had a flashback to Scooby Doo when they were in the candy factory and the different flavored phantoms were after them.