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How to eat a watermelon propperly

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by geofri, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    ETA: that video is ****ing retarded. A monkey is more advanced than that old geezer.
     
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  3. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    I'll admit to jumping to my own conclusions before I watched it..:whistling:



    Not racist:wavey:
     
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    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Yeah...that totally sucked. Totally...

    That's what all racists say. :supergrin::tongueout:
     
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    JBnTX 2 Timothy 2:15

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    That's not how they do it in the wilds of Oak Cliff, Texas.

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    I was expecting to see the old Petey Greene video of the same title

    I think the best way to eat them is any way you want, as long as you enjoy them

    http://youtu.be/2-eitsutpOc
     
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    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    THIS is how you eat a watermelon.


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    That dude was really a fan of watermelon...
     
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    Now THAT'S racist.
     
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    That guy was awesome. Marshmallow, peanut butter and watermelon. Genius. I'm thinking he had a little smokey, smokey before he hit the watermelon.

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    OMG what did you type into google to find that picture?

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    Sadly enough, my first guess would be "fried chicken & watermelon". :whistling::rofl::dunno::embarassed:

    EDIT: I stand corrected. His image comes up at about the 40th result. This came up 1st:

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    The 2nd result might get me an infraction...OR BANNED! :)
     
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    I was thinking Colonel Sanders meets the Karate Kid at the Wax Museum.

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    I was expecting Petey Greene.
     
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    :animlol::rofl:

    Gotta spit seeds.


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    kfc watermelon tokyo

    but be careful, first result might lead to infractions here.:whistling:


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    [ame]http://youtu.be/4bAK8nWxZEY[/ame]
     
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    I don't understand. When and how is the quart of Vodka introduced into the watermelon, and do you really need a straw to get the high octane juice out?






    It is rumored that this Vodka additive improves the taste of most melon types and can even be placed into a bucket, if you don't have any melons available.