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How to call the Police

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 75Sizzler, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. 75Sizzler

    75Sizzler Jolly23

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    How to call the Police

    George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and
    that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
    Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance
    showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story)
     
  2. emill911

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    A few key words will get a response every time...

    May also get you in trouble for false report too...
     

  3. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    wow, i've heard that story b4, but didn't know it was true, also didn't know it took place about an hour from where i live.
     
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    i'm waiting for littleest ho'bo to post his wav file of a hog call...
     
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    master tigon to deep for you

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  8. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    Pretty soon some ********** at snopes.com will create a bogus explanation on why this story is a fake.