How To Avoid Speeding Tickets

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Tired of speeding tickets?


    Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you.


    Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

    Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

    Step 3. Watch people freak out.

    Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.
     
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    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    mrcynical05 GUN ADDICT

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    moby clarke Big Ticket

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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    If I ever find those, I will buy them!!!!!

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    Got to have one.;a
     
  8. GroovedG19

    GroovedG19 Laguna Blue AP2

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    That was pretty funny ~1