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"How The Deaf End Arguments"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break
    about being out late the night before.

    The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep
    when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and
    not get into trouble."

    The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky.
    My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and
    she started swearing at me and giving me hell for
    being out so late."

    The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

    The second man replied, "I turned out the light."