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How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mcginnes, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. mcginnes

    mcginnes Safety Officer Millennium Member

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    How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?


    Are you ready for this?


    The Answer is SEVEN:


    (1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;


    (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;


    (3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;


    (4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;


    (5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb;


    (6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;


    (7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
     
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    Didn't I always say anti's are trolling here...
     
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    Rob96 Millennium Member

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    Where was the humor in that?;T
     
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    How many Kerry staffers does it take?

    5, no 4, no wait, 12, um, actually it was 5, before it was 4...


    (1) - to claim to have a plan for how to manage all lightbulbs better than anyone else ever has had, but not to give any details about the plan.

    (2) - to declare the the bulb needing to be replaced is "the wrong bulb in the wrong socket", and therefore shouldn't really be replaced even though it is blown.

    (3) - to claim the ability to convince all lightbulbs to join together and never blow out, thereby removing the need to replace lightbulbs ever in the future. If the bulb in question had just been given more time to magically fix itself, replacing it would not have been necessary.

    (4) - What do you mean 4? I've always stated that it only took three. You are misleading people by reporting that I said 5!
     
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    ^6

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