How sexy is your name?

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    According to studies, the first letter of your first name

    reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think?



    -A-

    You are not particularly romantic, but you areinterested in

    action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what

    you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be

    bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,

    and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it

    comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints.

    Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You

    find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You

    are passionate and sexual as well as being much more

    adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around

    advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your

    primary concern.

    -B-

    You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being

    romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive

    gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You

    want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You

    are private in your expression of endearments and

    particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off

    until everything meets with your approval. You can control

    your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require

    new sensations and experiences. You are willing to

    experiment.



    -C-

    You are a very social individual, and it is important to you

    to have a relationship. You require closeness and

    togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner

    before, during, and after. You want the object of your

    affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You

    see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very

    sexual and sensual,needing someone to appreciate and almost

    worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the

    ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You

    are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

    -D-

    Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you

    move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your

    quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a

    problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual,

    passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,

    sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure

    to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and

    unusual, having a free and open.

    -E-

    Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good

    listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be

    intellectually stimulating or you are not interested

    sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for

    a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do

    enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir

    things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more

    important than the sexual act for you, but once you give

    your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you

    don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall

    asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a

    good look.)

    -F-

    You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a

    pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You

    are a flirt,yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are

    sensuous,sexual,and privately passionate. Publicly, you can

    be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic.

    Dramatic lve scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You

    can be a very generous lover.

    -G-

    You are crap in bed!

    ( Remember....I didn't write this!!!! LOLOL)

    -H-

    You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning

    ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you

    have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an

    investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though,

    you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and

    equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a

    sensual and patient lover.

    -I-

    You have a great need to be loved,appreciated...Even

    worshipped.You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of

    the flesh.You look for lovers who know what they are doing.

    You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur

    wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your

    desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new

    modes of sexual expression.You bore easily and thus require

    sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than

    sexual,but you are sometimes downright lustful.

    -J-

    You are totally ****ing marvelous!

    -K-

    You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.

    Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are

    free in your expression of love and are willing to take

    chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided

    it's all in good taste.Brains turn you on. You must feel

    that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise

    you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You

    require loving,cuddling, wining,and dining to know that

    you're being appreciated.

    -L-

    You are very romantic, idealistic, andsomehow you believe

    that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate

    or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see

    yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere,

    passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in

    love. You really enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are

    fairly new to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies

    and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life,

    nor of your sexual fantasies.

    -M-

    You are emotional and intense. When involved in a

    relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing

    stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming

    and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You

    are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of

    sexual energy is inexhaustible. You are very social and

    sensual; you enjoy flirting and also enjoy mothering your

    mate.

    -N-

    You need constant stimulation because you

    bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a

    time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are

    willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of

    sexual energy is inexhaustible.You are a flirt,yet once

    committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,and

    privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy,

    extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic

    love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a

    very generous lover.

    -O-

    You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive

    and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your

    sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You

    can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a

    passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same

    qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you

    demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try

    anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to

    possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

    -P-

    You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't

    think of doing anything that might harm your image or

    reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a

    good-looking partner.You also require an intelligent

    partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your

    enemy; A good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are

    relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to

    experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very

    social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal

    of physical gratification.

    -Q-

    You require constant activity and stimulation. You have

    tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to

    keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an

    enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of

    other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers,

    and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

    -R-

    You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need

    someone who can keep pace with you and who is your

    intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on

    more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,

    physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have

    to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy,

    but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher.

    Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.



    -S-

    You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very

    sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to

    this.Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature

    reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you

    are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade,

    can play any role or any game, and take your love life very

    seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to

    wait for the right person to come along.



    -T-

    You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you

    like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and

    romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not

    tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you

    are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You

    enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated,

    titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make

    your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your

    own head.

    -U-

    You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not

    in love, you are in love with love, always looking for

    someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a

    roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal

    in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy

    seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and

    you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your

    partner's pleasures above your own.

    -V-

    You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and

    excitement. You wait until you know someone well before

    committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out.

    You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him

    tick. You are attracted to encentric types. Often there is

    an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to

    danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on,

    even though you yourself may not be a participant.

    -W-

    You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no

    for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You

    are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love

    itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You

    feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your

    relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy

    playing love games.

    -X-

    You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You

    can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease.

    You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love.

    You can have the greatest love affairs,all by yourself, in

    your own head.

    -Y-

    You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't

    have it your way, you will forgot the whole thing. You want

    to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out

    too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking

    and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring.

    However, if you can spend your time making money, you will

    give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need

    to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you

    are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open,

    stimulating,romant
     
  2. Jodevilgod1

    Jodevilgod1

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    Well, it looks like im totally ****ing marvelous!:cool:
     

  3. Jon509

    Jon509

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    cashisking

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    Me three, This thing is spot on!!!!!!!!;f
     
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    Flashpoint NRA Member

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    Well, when you got it, you got it. ;j





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  7. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    I'mmmmm too sexy for name, too sexy for my name, too sexy, my folks are to blame.

    I'll put the obligatory ;Q in for ya'll.
     
  8. OSSI

    OSSI Litter Kitty CLM

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    Me;f ;f ;f

    My wife's name starts with E. And she can talk over an hour on the phone ;f
     
  9. Grog

    Grog Millennium Member

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    I'm a J and the G/F is a K

    ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5




    ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5
     
  10. Grog

    Grog Millennium Member

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    OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My Mom is R

    -R-

    You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need

    someone who can keep pace with you and who is your

    intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on

    more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,

    physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have

    to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy,

    but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as teacher.

    Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.


    I need several

    ;V ;V ;V ;V ;V
     
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    R56Pilot

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  12. mrglocks

    mrglocks Cookie Ninja

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    like i am!! if your using your real name
     
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    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    Hey, both my real name AND user name work :f

    Real name:
    -J-
    You are totally ****ing marvelous!

    User Name:
    -D-
    Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you
    move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your
    quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a
    problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual,
    passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement,
    sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure
    to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and
    unusual, having a free and open.
     
  14. Falcon501

    Falcon501 Fâlcón

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    me to :)
     
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    Big Sexy Glock

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    Awsome !

    I'm J and D both, also



    Can someone make sure 187 Blaze gets the memo on this ...?



    ;J
     
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    BLAZE

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    Another J for You.Im so marvelous.:)
     
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    Bogey The Mouth® CLM

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    Wow! B is fairly accurate, but D is a dead ringer for me.;c
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    -G-

    You are crap in bed!

    ( Remember....I didn't write this!!!! LOLOL)


    The wife would beg to differ lol
     
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    Another J here and it is so true.;f