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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.

    She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a cute little tiny fart escapes her.

    Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns, there standing next to her is a salesman.

    "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He snobbishly replied, "Madame if you farted just touching it you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. "
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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