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How much do you give?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
    100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    How
    about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
    helpful. What makes life 100%?

    IF
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
    26.

    Then,
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
    And,
    B U L L S H * T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you
    close,
    attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the
    top. And look how far

    A * * K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
    will take you.
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Aint that the truth;P
     

  3. hpg

    hpg

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    That explains why there are so many of them around. hpg;f
     
  4. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    LMAO!!



    caddy
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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