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# How much do you give?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 30, 2002.

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove

IF
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you
close,
attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the
top. And look how far

A * * K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

2. ### okieGT Mayor

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Aint that the truth;P

3. ### hpg

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That explains why there are so many of them around. hpg;f

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