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"How Men Think"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 22, 2004.

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    "How Men Think"

    A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were
    in

    her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her
    private area

    and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she


    touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,


    recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what

    happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
    oral

    sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband
    was

    skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for

    privacy.

    The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a

    few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

    The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

    The husband said, "She choked to death!!!"

    ;N