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How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Annoyedgrunt, May 28, 2012.

  1. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    I've always said four, but with today's economy... maybe five, or even six.

    What say you?
     
  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    :wavey:
     

  3. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    So it IS four. You know, "four winds" and all that. :cool:
     
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    recycooler 9-11-2001

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    Goaltender66 NRA GoldenEagle

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  6. Ragnar

    Ragnar

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    Why is he walking? Is the car broken down? A man would have made sure his car was in working order, therefore walking down the road is a sign of man failure.
     
  7. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Man failure...:rofl:

    I'm going to have to start using that term.
     
  8. recycooler

    recycooler 9-11-2001

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    Yeah if I catch him playing a guitar on the steps I'm going to smash it ,then proceed to dump a jar of mustard on myself...
     
  9. Fiery Red XIII

    Fiery Red XIII Adorkable CLM

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    TOOOOOOGAAAAAAAA!

    Red
     
  10. oscarthegrouch

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    You put some Deep Thought into that answer, didn't you?:tongueout:
     
  11. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    I was in the Light Infantry. I have walked down many, many roads, highways, byways, flyways, mountains, ridges, tracks and bridges. I've walked over, under and through the dell, I once even walked all the way to hell (Well actually, it was Camp Dawson, WV, but they are in the same zip code).

    I've walked through forts and camps and posts and bases.
    I've walked through swamps and bogs and soggy places.
    I've walked through fog and snow and sleet and rain.
    I've walked until I felt insane.
    I've walked until I fell asleep
    and I walked into a ditch, so deep.
    I fell and landed in a quag of mire.
    I've walked until my feet caught fire.
    I walked until I could walk no more
    and laid and panted on the floor.
    I used to walk, but now I drive.
    I've wrecked once or twice,
    but I'm still alive.
    I am a man, of this I'm sure.
    And walking taught me to endure.
    I will walk when needed,
    but I am not a fan.
    You don't have to walk to be a man.:supergrin: Eric
     
  12. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    Who cares about the roads, how many times must the cannonballs fly? :tease:
     
  13. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    They usually only fly once.


















    Then they explode. Eric
     
  14. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    They didn't teach us that verse at Girl Scout camp!
     
  15. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    I learned that verse in the Army. We practiced on Hippies.:supergrin: Eric
     
  16. jprj

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    Lesser if its rough, more if its aspalt.

    Sent through outdoor hub mobile. - jim jaucian
     
  17. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    How many threads must a man shut down before he's foreeeever banned...sing it with me!!!:rofl:
     
  18. aircarver

    aircarver Descent Terminated Silver Member

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    I ran through the briars, and I ran through the brambles, i ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go......

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  19. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    That doesn't count. They were chasing Frenchman. Eric
     
  20. juggy4711

    juggy4711 Nimrod Son

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    What was the question again?