:shocked::wow:My dad did but he was actually serious.
He kidnapped me when I was 3 after a fight with mom and called her to tell her he was going to kill me and then kill himself. I was put in hiding when he brought me back. I can remember this: he hid us out at a campground, and my family sent me to a cousins country home/store.
When I was older he told me he would always kick my butt, even if he was in a wheelchair and had to use a baseball bat to do it.
Nice guy, my dad. When a friend called me to tell me "someone just shot your dad" my response was "it wasn't me" in case he was wondering.
I think the context in which it is said or implied has a lot to do with the statement. Humor within a family is a good thing. I have heard some parents say it but the sense of humor that it was there.I actually never got told that. bill cosby did, though! man, I love his comedy about that.