[Bogey]

take a piss sitting down?

I already know about Kilgore....just wanting to know what camp to put the rest of y'all in.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

me legs get tired....

 

[TylerDurden]

Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Bogey]

Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.

Haven't you learned to tie it in a knot yet?

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Haven't you learned to tie it in a knot yet?

he isnt much of a seaman.

 

[TylerDurden]

Haven't you learned to tie it in a knot yet?

Messes up my flow... if you know a good knot that doesn't interfere with the stream, I'm open to suggestions.

 

[craig_o]

he isnt much of a seaman.

I disagree. He does an admirable job in a sailor suit.

 

[El_Ron1]

Only on con calls where standing would be a giveaway.

 

[itisbruno]

When I poop

 

[Ender]

When I poop

+1.

When I stand, I try to see how far I can pee. It makes for weird looks when you're hitting the target from 7.4 feet away and somebody walks in the public restroom, but hey...ya do what you gotta do.

 

[Sidhe]

Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.

Just sling it over your shoulder.

 

[TylerDurden]

Just sling it over your shoulder.

Like a Continental Soldier?

 

[Bogey]

Messes up my flow... if you know a good knot that doesn't interfere with the stream, I'm open to suggestions.

Well if it's really as big as you say it is, a simple overhand knot wouldn't kink it.

 

[9L82]

Just sling it over your shoulder.

Then you dribble down your back

 

[Swanny]

When I poop

Same for me, although I occasionally have to take a power dump. When that happens, I am so focused on pooping that I forget to piss while seated. In that situation, I often end up standing back up, realizing that I still need to piss and then turning around and piss standing up.

 

[TylerDurden]

Well if it's really as big as you say it is, a simple overhand knot wouldn't kink it.

Damnit Bogey... I know what an overhand right is, but what the hell is an overhand knot? Is it like a pretzel? That doesn't jive well with me... great, now I'm picturing my dong as a salted pretzel with mustard sauce.

 

[G33]

Figure 8 knot would be better.
They do not jam-up.
Use them on sailing, etc.




BTW, tagged as guy thread.
:rofl:

 

[Arquebus12]

BTW, tagged as guy thread.
:rofl:

Ya think?!?

 

[TylerDurden]

Figure 8 knot would be better.
They do not jam-up.
Use them on sailing, etc.




BTW, tagged as guy thread.
:rofl:

A figure 8? Damnit, you guys/gals with the knot terminology! I know what a standing 8 is...

Sailing? Do I look like Christopher Cross to you? :rofl: