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· The Mouth®
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take a piss sitting down?

I already know about Kilgore....just wanting to know what camp to put the rest of y'all in.
 

· Viva Hate
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Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.
 

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TylerDurden;11373371 said:
Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.


Haven't you learned to tie it in a knot yet?
 

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Bogey;11373411 said:
Haven't you learned to tie it in a knot yet?
Messes up my flow... if you know a good knot that doesn't interfere with the stream, I'm open to suggestions.
 

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itisbruno;11373848 said:
When I poop
+1.

When I stand, I try to see how far I can pee. It makes for weird looks when you're hitting the target from 7.4 feet away and somebody walks in the public restroom, but hey...ya do what you gotta do.
 

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TylerDurden;11373371 said:
Couldn't even if I wanted to... Tyler Jr. can't breathe underwater. Even for a #2 I have to squat above the toilet so he doesn't fall in.
Just sling it over your shoulder.
 

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TylerDurden;11373426 said:
Messes up my flow... if you know a good knot that doesn't interfere with the stream, I'm open to suggestions.
Well if it's really as big as you say it is, a simple overhand knot wouldn't kink it.
 

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Sidhe;11374077 said:
Just sling it over your shoulder.

Then you dribble down your back
 

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itisbruno;11373848 said:
When I poop
Same for me, although I occasionally have to take a power dump. When that happens, I am so focused on pooping that I forget to piss while seated. In that situation, I often end up standing back up, realizing that I still need to piss and then turning around and piss standing up.
 

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Bogey;11374982 said:
Well if it's really as big as you say it is, a simple overhand knot wouldn't kink it.
Damnit Bogey... I know what an overhand right is, but what the hell is an overhand knot? Is it like a pretzel? That doesn't jive well with me... great, now I'm picturing my dong as a salted pretzel with mustard sauce.
 

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Figure 8 knot would be better.
They do not jam-up.
Use them on sailing, etc.




BTW, tagged as guy thread.
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G33;11375842 said:
Figure 8 knot would be better.
They do not jam-up.
Use them on sailing, etc.




BTW, tagged as guy thread.
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A figure 8? Damnit, you guys/gals with the knot terminology! I know what a standing 8 is...

Sailing? Do I look like Christopher Cross to you? :rofl:
 
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