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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    After hearing about the terribly untimely death of Who bassist John
    Entwhistle, you may have started to feel a little older and missing those
    great old tunes.
    There is good news.
    Some of your old favorites have re-released their greatest hits with new
    lyrics and titles to accommodate their aging audience:
    Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
    Rolling Stones -- You Can't Always Pee When You Want
    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    Carly Simon -- You're so Varicose Vein
    Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
    Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
    Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
    Nancy Sinatra -- These Boots Give Me Arthritis
    ABBA -- Denture Queen
    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
    Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom
    Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
    Beatles -- I Get By With a Little Help From My Depends
    Steely Dan -- Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper
    Credence Clearwater Revival -- Bad Prune a-Rising
    The Who -- Talkin' 'Bout My Medication
     
  2. thisaway

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    Thanks, bro! I needed a good laugh today! ;f
     

  3. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Just GOTTA love it!!!