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How Long Until I Can Get a Haircut?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy walks out.

    A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." Once again, the guy leaves the shop.

    A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." Again, the guy walks out.

    The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, "Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

    "To your house."