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How GWSHARK ended up behind bars on Saturday...

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by GWSHARK, Mar 1, 2010.

  1. GWSHARK

    GWSHARK BITEYAHEADOFF

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    took the kids to the annual open house at the local police station.

    got a much better tour than I expected.... my 15 year old daughter was too cool to act like she enjoyed... but my 3 yr old little boy had a blast. My 16 month old little girl could have cared less.

    Saw the range... interview room... K9s... operations center... 911 center... offices... bunks etc. Did the child ID.. ate good and everything. Thanks for the hospitality PWC.
     
  2. CJStudent

    CJStudent No Longer Fenced In

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    Hell, I end up behind bars EVERY day!! Prolly because I work behind them, but yeah....lol.

    Seriously, sounds like a good time was had by all!
     

  3. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Ah, the good old days of open houses. One from my last department sticks out in my mind because I was initially assigned to Child ID, but switched up after a while to show off the inside of the cruiser we had set aside. The partner I ended up working with on that detail was a salty old vet who knew every hairball in the western hemisphere by face and name. One of said hairballs shows up with 3 or 4 of his "chil-rens" and the oldest little boy, maybe 4 or 5, hops in the back seat of the cruiser. Awestruck, he says "I ain't never been in the back seat of a police car!" My partner let slip, "Yeah, well, your daddy can't say that." :supergrin:
     
  4. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Yeah, but much like swimming, what you're wearing determines how that's going to go.

    Fer instance, swimming in a lake:
    Pants - "Uh oh"
    Bathing suit - "All right!"
    Naked - "Could go either way"
     
  5. silverado_mick

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    Nice Demetri Martin refrance! Was just watching one of his videos on youtube the other night...

    Swimming joke at 01:20

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Detectorist

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  7. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Finally! I don't have to explain where that joke comes from to someone! I work with a bunch of old coots that just don't get it or who said it... Ugh

    You've restored my faith in humanity! :supergrin:
     
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    He cracks me up bigtime...truly funny stuff from Demetri...I hear he has a show on comedy central now?
     
  9. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Don't even need to read other than the title, I know the answer is profiling! :thumbsup:


    :tbo:
     
  10. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Indeed he does. I guess its going into its second season. I caught a couple minutes of it a while back, seemed sorta lame, to me at least. Can't really say tho, too small a sample size.

    You know what to do when you feel you've been profiled against, right? Scream and holler, tell the cops what an injustice they've committed, and tell them you're going to sue, then they HAVE to let you go! Its like a magic password! I'm assuming that's what GWSHARK did, seeing he's no longer a guest at the graybar hotel... :supergrin:
     
  11. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    We have safety fairs, no open houses. Don't really want people to see where the magic happens and dispel the mystery and mystique around us, after all.
     
  12. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Oh no! I fear you've said too much! I hear the black helicopters coming! RUN AWAY!!!

    :rofl:
     
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  14. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    I'm in my hardened bunker under my swimming pool wearing my tinfoil hat so they can read my mind and track me via microchips they injected into me under the guise of innoculations. TEEHEE!:supergrin:
     
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    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    You were not supposed to tell!! I hear the unauthorized militia are coming after you! OM!!
     
  16. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Frankly, and I think I speak for us all, we're way more curious about how you manage to NOT end up behind bars the rest of the week... :rofl:

    Randy
     
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    volsbear IWannaBeSedated Lifetime Member

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    I worked with this guy in 1998... a full time deputy. Went to a drunk party with him one night and some idiot college kid asked him if he could see the inside of the jail. The deputy responded, "sure, but the only way you get to see it is face down in a puddle of your own blood."

    Sadly, the kid really did see it that way later on that evening :)
     
  18. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Self-fulfilling prophecy?
     
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    I thought you yelled "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!!! COME SEE THE REPRESSION!!"
     
  20. GWSHARK

    GWSHARK BITEYAHEADOFF

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    They almost got me... till I said the code word and performed the secret hand shake. :cool: