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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

    The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

    "Just one Dad." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks -

    "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
     
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    wow, dad got out of that one lol