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How drunk can you get? How about 0.708?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gallium, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    First, a picture...
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    Then, the story.

    :faint:

     
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  3. HKUSP45Css

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    You would have to be a practicing alcoholic for a protracted period of time to build up a tolerance that would allow those kinds of levels and still be breathing.

    Don't you worry about her, she's a professional.
     
  4. Nestor

    Nestor Lean & Mean

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    If You do something, do this in the right way.
    Obviously she's the professional drinker.
     
  5. LongGoneDays

    LongGoneDays Misanthropical

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    She looks like the Pontificator's avatar wearing a wig.
    But still, I can't say that I wouldn't try get her drunk and & the sack. I can't imagine how much $ it would take though.




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  6. FullClip

    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    She should just use the same excuse as the Honorable State Senator of Massachusettes, Anthony Galluccio and blame the high alcohol count on some toothpaste.:upeyes: Different rules for different fools.

    Actually, maybe she'd clean up half decent with a little...or a lot...of make-up. And if I could get up to even half her BAC:beer::beer::beer:...she'd be a real hottie!!:banana:
     
  7. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    But why the long face? She related to Kerrey?
     
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    It just goes to show that if you believe in yourself, focus on your goals, and practice, practice, and practice, you can achieve anything. :number1:
     
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    In her defense alcoholism has a very pronounced effect on a persons facial\physical appearance. I've done some volunteer work with the local AA chapter here and I can tell you that after someone is sober for 6 months they look COMPLETELY different (and usually much, much better( than when they were drinking or just a few weeks dry.

    Faces tighten up, eyes brighten and widen, skin tone returns to a normal hue, oh, and they usually smile more which has a big effect too.... it's an impressive process and one that has made me do several "double takes" if I haven't seen someone in a while. I actually greeted a person I used to to see nightly for weeks as if I had never met them, just didn't recognize them.
     
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    BEER bad example

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    she looks like with a little bondo, some sanding and buffing on the rough spots, and a quick coat of makeup she might clean up ok, AND she can keep up with me in the drinking department.

    i'd go for it.








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  11. Rick O'Shay

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    I've FELT like she LOOKS before, but I think my carcass would begin to rot if I exceeded 0.40 or thereabouts. Whoooooweeeeee.
     
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    Dang she beat by .29 when I soberd up 10 yrs ago..I bet she will have one heck of a dry drunk in a week or so if she stays in jail.....
     
  13. S.O.Interceptor

    S.O.Interceptor Khem-Adam

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    And she's not even close to the American or world record. Sad but true. Compared to some, she is a lightweight.
     
  14. Pecos Bill 1911

    Pecos Bill 1911 Yippi-kai-yah!

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    Wow, that is almost 9 times the legal limit for most states! Anyone here want to take a crack at her record? However, the world's BAC record still remains intact at around 1.5%. :cheers:

    Best Wishes! Pecos Bill out.
     
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    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  16. Jay9928

    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

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    Damn impressive, in a crazy way.

    She was toasted beyond belief, yet still managed to steal two vehicles and drive them at least a short distance.

    Don't anyone light a match around her. She might go up in flames.
     
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    Wow,.....I woke up in a hospital in Greece after a battle with a lot of Uzzo.
    I was .27, I can not understand how she got to .708 without death.
     
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    PROFILE:

    Name: Jane Doe
    Age: 23 (looks younger than age)
    Height: 5'10"
    Weight: 67 pounds
    Eye color: red
    Race: White (very pale)
    Hair: falling out
    Address: face down in the gutter, vacation home - county jail
    Occupation: Drunk
    Disginguishing marks: Yellow fingertips from cigarettes, permanent bottle lips, rotted teeth
     
  20. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    I'd have to get that drunk if I had to look that face in the mirror every day :)