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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gallium, Dec 31, 2009.
First, a picture...
Then, the story.
You would have to be a practicing alcoholic for a protracted period of time to build up a tolerance that would allow those kinds of levels and still be breathing.
Don't you worry about her, she's a professional.
If You do something, do this in the right way.
Obviously she's the professional drinker.
She looks like the Pontificator's avatar wearing a wig.
But still, I can't say that I wouldn't try get her drunk and & the sack. I can't imagine how much $ it would take though.
She should just use the same excuse as the Honorable State Senator of Massachusettes, Anthony Galluccio and blame the high alcohol count on some toothpaste. Different rules for different fools.
Actually, maybe she'd clean up half decent with a little...or a lot...of make-up. And if I could get up to even half her BAC...she'd be a real hottie!!
But why the long face? She related to Kerrey?
It just goes to show that if you believe in yourself, focus on your goals, and practice, practice, and practice, you can achieve anything.
In her defense alcoholism has a very pronounced effect on a persons facial\physical appearance. I've done some volunteer work with the local AA chapter here and I can tell you that after someone is sober for 6 months they look COMPLETELY different (and usually much, much better( than when they were drinking or just a few weeks dry.
Faces tighten up, eyes brighten and widen, skin tone returns to a normal hue, oh, and they usually smile more which has a big effect too.... it's an impressive process and one that has made me do several "double takes" if I haven't seen someone in a while. I actually greeted a person I used to to see nightly for weeks as if I had never met them, just didn't recognize them.
she looks like with a little bondo, some sanding and buffing on the rough spots, and a quick coat of makeup she might clean up ok, AND she can keep up with me in the drinking department.
i'd go for it.
I've FELT like she LOOKS before, but I think my carcass would begin to rot if I exceeded 0.40 or thereabouts. Whoooooweeeeee.
Dang she beat by .29 when I soberd up 10 yrs ago..I bet she will have one heck of a dry drunk in a week or so if she stays in jail.....
And she's not even close to the American or world record. Sad but true. Compared to some, she is a lightweight.
Wow, that is almost 9 times the legal limit for most states! Anyone here want to take a crack at her record? However, the world's BAC record still remains intact at around 1.5%.
Best Wishes! Pecos Bill out.
Damn impressive, in a crazy way.
She was toasted beyond belief, yet still managed to steal two vehicles and drive them at least a short distance.
Don't anyone light a match around her. She might go up in flames.
Wow,.....I woke up in a hospital in Greece after a battle with a lot of Uzzo.
I was .27, I can not understand how she got to .708 without death.
Name: Jane Doe
Age: 23 (looks younger than age)
Weight: 67 pounds
Eye color: red
Race: White (very pale)
Hair: falling out
Address: face down in the gutter, vacation home - county jail
Disginguishing marks: Yellow fingertips from cigarettes, permanent bottle lips, rotted teeth
I'd have to get that drunk if I had to look that face in the mirror every day