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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dinky, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    >What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
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    >Question?
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    >How do you tell the difference between democrats, republicans and southern
    >republicans?
    >
    >Now look closely.
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    >Pose the following question:
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    >You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    >children.
    >Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    >corner,
    >locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
    >You
    >are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    >seconds
    >before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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    >Democrat's Answer:
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    >Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    >Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
    >Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    >Could we run away?
    >What does my wife think?
    >What about the kids?
    >Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
    >hand?
    >What does the law say about this situation?
    >Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    >Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
    >send to society and to my children?
    >Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    >Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
    >me?
    >If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
    >was stabbing me?
    >Should I call 9-1-1?
    >Why is this street so deserted?
    >We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
    >healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    >This is all so confusing!
    >I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
    >consensus.
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    >Republican's Answer:
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    >BANG!
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    >Southern Republican's Answer:
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    >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    >click....(sounds of reloading).
    >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
    >
    >Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??
     
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    I think thats a repost, but its still funny as anything lol
     

  3. milkdud

    milkdud

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    Only nine rounds per magazine? Why were they downloaded? But grouping is still nice.^8 ^c
     
  4. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    He had already nailed another knife wielding loonie before.