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How do you explain to a Muslim what pork taste like?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Dalton Wayne, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    My boss is a Muslim, one of the good ones I might add, any way we were talking about my up coming hog hunt, and I was trying to explain what pork taste like, I said it was sorta like Chicken, how would you explain????
     
  2. skew12

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    Like heaven...
     

  3. Ian Moone

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    The same way you would explain to him what a virgin is.

    :whistling:
     
  4. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    A GOOD muslim?!!?!?! Everyone on GT tells me there's no such thing as a good muslim though. It's just a matter of time before he pulls an RPG or IED out and blows you up Dalton! Get out now! :shocked:
     
  5. Gareth68

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    There are many religions to choose from. If you want to pick one that says this is wrong, who the hell am I to convince you otherwise.

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    More for me.
     
  6. frizz

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    Get an observant Jew to explain!

    This is not directed ast you... I'll add that there is nothing in the New Testament that tells me that pork (and lobster and shrimp) were off the banned list. "I came to fulfill The Law, not to change it." - Jesus. See Matt. 5:17

    I take note that many Christian women wearing gold crosses condemn homosexuals based on the same section of the Old Testament that forbids women to wear gold.
     
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    Tastes like chicken.
     
  8. KalashniKEV

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    :rofl::rofl:
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  9. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    First of all, wild boar doesn't taste anything like the domesticated pig.

    Secondly, tell him it tastes like ice cream.
     
  10. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    tell him its venison and let him try a bite.
     
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    the funny thing is most of the Muslims(Saudi, Pakistani) I met won't eat pork but have no problems getting lap dances from strippers... never understood that
     
  12. aplcr0331

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    Chicken, as has been said before. It's always chicken.

    Just lie to them like I do to my 8 year old.

    Noah to Dad: "What's this?
    Dad to Noah: "Chicken!" *Pork*
    Noah to Dad: "What's this?
    Dad to Noah: "Chicken!" *Breaded Talapia*
    Noah to Dad: "What's this?
    Dad to Noah: "Chicken!" *Turkey* it's Thanksgiving for God's sake this kids a rock.
    Noah to Dad: "What's this?
    Dad to Noah: "Chicken!" *Beef*
     
  13. Baba Louie

    Baba Louie

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    Depends on what part of the porker and how you prepare and cook it, actually.

    Bacon... so good you can take crappy food, wrap it w/ some bake as required and voila! A meal fit for anyone who knows enough to cook the meat properly, something they obviously did not do too well, back in the day... so rules were made forbidding same.
     
  14. tsmo1066

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    Bring a pulled pork sandwich to work and tell him it's shredded beef brisket or something else. After he takes a few bites, let him know what he's eating.

    If he spits it out and fires you, he's a devout Muslim indeed. If he keeps on chewing, you've just stolen his soul from Allah.

    I say it's a risk worth taking!

    :supergrin:
     
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    Or Catholic girls who have sex w/their boyfriends, but won't use any birth control "because the Pope sez birth control is a sin."

    This is not uncommon.
     
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    ...and then when he's beating the living hell out of your dumb ***, make sure you cry out, "I thought this was the religion of peace! Why are you so violent? AGHH!"

    ...and then when your dumb *** is on the unemployment line, make sure you blame it all on Obama!

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    Because swines are filthy animals while strippers are "dirty".
     
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    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

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    Give him some and promise not to tell anyone. He can say 40 Hail Allah's, kiss a camel and be okay in his gods eye.
     
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    Hef Stop Obammunism

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    It's just like baby.