How do they know?

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  1. Gonzoso

    Gonzoso

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    How do they know? I was eating chili last night and thinking what if I have to poop in my tree stand tomorrow, remembered the poop bag I got at a leave no trace training years ago and wondered if that was an option.

    I never googled or said a word and this came up, first time ever.

    I think i need some tinfoil hats now too.
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  2. Batesmotel

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    Chem Trails. They know all.
     
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    spork Caffeinator

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    Your phone is self-aware.

    I was going to say Alexa, but then you mentioned that you never said anything. Alexa can be a crazy chick. In all seriousness, my Alexa emitted a crazy laugh once for no reason at all. Creepy as hell. I felt better when I found out it happened to some other people, but then I started wondering "why us" and is "Alexa plotting against me"?
     
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    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    Does a bear shet in the woods? So do hunters.

    I did and killed a 10 pointer several years ago. Cover with a cowpile and pine needles with plenty of oak leaves on top...no problem.
     
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    You're not the first person to report this sort of thing. I've always been able to track mine back to some general search so maybe just the hunting thing but it's still creepy.
     
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    I have a friend that suspects Alexa is 'spying'. She's having conversations in her house about purchasing a weaving loom without including Alexa, to test her theory. An item that would never just randomly appear as a suggested purchase otherwise.
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    Is she hawt?
     
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    Of course. All my friends are hawt :)
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    Birds of a feather....:hearts:
     
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    Ross-in-Pa Western Pa

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    What is more organic than a woods poop???

    Cover it up like a kitty cat, and you are good to go.
     
  12. Gonzoso

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    I was contemplating the logistics of pooping from a tree stand. I use a climber. I can normally hold it but i was eating some chili that might change that.
     
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    If you do, go off the opposite side of the ladder so you don’t step in it going down
     
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    Alexa probably heard you farting all night.
     
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