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How Do I Get To Heaven?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 24, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

    "NO!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

    Again the answer was, "NO!"

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again.

    Once more they all answered, "NO!"

    "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?"

    Five-year-old Johnny shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"