How Do Babies Know?

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  1. okie

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    Two babies were sat in their cribs, when one baby
    shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

    "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

    "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first
    baby.

    "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was
    the reply.

    "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'll climb into
    your crib and find out."

    He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's
    crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
    After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin
    on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he
    said proudly.

    "You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how
    can you tell?"

    "It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got
    pink booties and I've got blue ones."