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How did it happen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. okie

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    "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set
    the man's broken leg.

    "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."

    "Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

    "Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the
    farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
    daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

    I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure,
    I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
    "I reckon not" I replied ...

    "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"

    "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what
    she meant, I fell off the roof!"