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How did I get here?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. okie

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    Little Johnny was puzzled as to his origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" he asked.
    His mother said, using a well-worn phrase, ...."God sent you."
    "And did God send YOU, too Mommy?", asked Johnny.
    "Yes, Johnny, He did.", she replied.
    "And GRANDMA and GREAT-GRANDMA and DADDY, too?"
    Again the answer was "Yes, Johnny, He did."
    Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me no one in this family has gotten laid for 200 years?!?!? Well...that explains why everyone is so damn cranky !"