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How could we have an oil shortage.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 14, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil
    shortage here in the USA.
    Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely
    geographical. All the oil is in Alaska, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc.


    All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC