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How Cold is It?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SCmasterblaster, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    Winter drones on here in NH.

    We need a fresh list of "How Cold is It?" one liners.
     
  2. joegerardi

    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.

    ..Joe
     

  3. fabricator

    fabricator Got Biodiesel?

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    Hottest selling item in MI right now is testicular thermolators for brass monkeys.;)
     
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    calzoom

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    heard this on a Columbus Oh radio station weather report many years ago.

    Weatherman says: "Heard a knock on my door this morning...When I answered it there was the Brass Monkey trying to get in.;P
     
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    KA3N Senior Moment

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    I lit a match and the flame froze!