Have you seen the life that your average corporate fatcat lives nowadays? Lamborghinis, vacation homes in St. Bart's, Cuban cigars and the finest cognac in the jacuzzi on the yacht, nubile young secretaries that will doff their attire with nary a wink and suggestive grin on my part... man, that's the life for me. I've had it with this working for a living crap. I mean, I have a good-paying federal job that has medical benefits and a nice retirement package that will jibe nicely with social security when I start collecting it... but like most Americans, I've grown discontented with my lot in life. I take everything for granted, and I now demand more. How can I become a corporate fatcat, and acquire the wealth, prestige and nubile secretaries that I so richly deserve? Are there any corporate fatcats on here to offer advice?