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How a man can tell if a woman has PMS

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.

    She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.

    She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.

    She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.

    She retains more water than Lake Superior.

    She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."

    She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on the front.

    You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"

    She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.

    She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
     
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    She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.



    IT'S NOT?
     

  3. Mr. Slithers

    Mr. Slithers M.F.I.C.

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    you ran into my wife, didn't you?
    ;f
     
  4. okie

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    Yup sho nuf did;N ;N ^b ^b ^b
     
  5. joegerardi

    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    It's a magazine or mag.

    You oughta know better!:)

    ..Joe
     
  6. Tptoe

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    Re: How a man can tell if a woman has PMS ?


    I can't.