HOT DAMN!!! 100 SMACKERS ON DA SIDEWALK

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  1. cyberghostx13

    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Wow, what a day, I found a folded-in-half 100 Dollar Bill on the sidewalk by the El Camino. I then went on to the store on my mt. bike and bought 2 Filet-Mignons, 1LB.TILLAMOOK EXTRA-SHARP CHEESE, and a 15 Can Pack of FOUNDERS IPA BEER. Guess all that's "On The House" or should I say, "On The Sidewalk". SHOZBOT!!! Thank you GOD. Sayonara.
     
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    Congratulations! I occasionally find money on the ground. Biggest haul was two 20’s and four 1’s. Folded like a guy carries in his pocket. Just there on the sidewalk. Wallets are best for this.
     
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    Few years ago dad and I were getting gas. It had rained earlier so I was pumping his gas for him, looked down and under his rear bumper was a $20 bill. I leaned down to pick it up and saw another $20. Topped off his tank and as he pulled ahead...two more $20's! Great Success! So after I filled up I did the responsible thing by going into the store, buying $40 worth of lottery tickets and putting the other $40 in my wallet.

    I still laugh when I think how pissed the person that lost it must have been when they got home.
     
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    Some poor little kid will go without a meal tonight because its mother lost a hundred dollar bill from pulling a trick on a John in his El Camino.

    I hope you're happy!!!
     
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    It's not yours, give it back!
     
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    When I was a kid I was walking through a Smittys parking lot. My grandma and mom were ahead of me. I was ~6 years old. I saw money blowing in the breeze. I was picking it up and getting yelled at to keep up. By the time my mom turned around to spank me for not listening I had found close to $100. Needless to say, I did not get spanked. We couldn’t figure out where it came from but I think someone’s bank deposit bag wasn’t zipped closed.
     
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    I found some meat, cheese and beer on the sidewalk. Sold it for 100 bucks.
     
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    Well there was absolutely no one around. I couldn't believe it. I don't carry or use anything higher than a twenty so I hadn't seen a hundred in awhile. It had a prominent 1/4" wide blue stripe thru the middle of it. I wasn't surprised, the treasury department is always trying to stay a few steps a head of the counterfeiters. It musta have been good as I sure spent it at the Safeway Store.

    Next several days it's free beer, cheese, and filet-mignons. Now if the Chicago Cubs can beat the Reds tonight that would top everything off just fine. However, in reality, the Yankees or Dodgers will probably win the World Series, or maybe even the Astros or Twins. Regardless, I be a very happy man today, you see I haven't forgotten the days of foxholes and c-rats. Sayonara.
     
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    You got me craving some Tillamook cheese now. I love that stuff. Real good to put on bread in the toaster for an open faced grilled cheese sandwich.
     
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    I keep looking for your lost money.
     
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    Reds 4 - Cubs 2, bottom of the 7th. Dodgers and Astros in the World Series. Astros will take it but I’d love to see the Dodgers come out on top.
     
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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Well let me show off some of my Swedish for ya, "Ya, Ya, You Betcha"! Pretty good eh?(Canadian).

    Da mother lode and change image.jpeg
    and like hey, the 100 Dollar Bill will be going on vacation to meet thousands of new friends. As for those that lost it, sorry about that but remember Forest Gump's T-SHIRT. Sayonara.
     
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    If it had a picture of a dead prez on it, it was mine :)
     
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    Haven't lost any money since maybe 1979. Lost my billfold and it had around 60 dollars in it. I didn't care about the money, but a few pictures and a pocket-size birth certificate, and some other stuff. I learned from that night and always check my billfold(wallet) when I'm out and about, especially riding a mt. bike. Tough lesson for sure but I sure learned from mine. Sayonara.
     
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    One time I found some money and donated it to charity.
     
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    Shameful...poor kid.
     
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    I like the way you think. Minus that hope the Dodgers win poppycock.
     
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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    JEALOUSY SHOWN BY PROXY. What's that I hear? "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em" image.gif

    Sayonara.
     
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