Hot and cold sex..

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  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: You appear to be in good
    health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?

    In fact, I do, said the old man. After I have sex, I am usually cold and
    chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually
    hot and sweaty. The doctor asked to see the elderly wife.. After examining
    his elderly wife, the doctor said: Everything appears to be fine. Do you
    have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?
    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
    The doctor then said to her: Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims
    that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time,
    and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?
    Oh, that crazy old fart! she replied. That's because the first time is
    usually in January, and the second time is in August.

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