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Hospital story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 27, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over
    his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and
    hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
    black?"

    Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only
    here to wash your face and hands."

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your
    face and hands."

    The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
    distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

    "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

    Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped
    back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his *****
    out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced
    the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

    At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my
    test results back???