Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 15, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A
    neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked
    great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just
    right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was
    stuck again.

    The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine
    until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again
    our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure
    the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that
    the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.