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horse's ass

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. okie

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    A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton
    came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now
    there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

    Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him,
    and left.

    A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton
    appeared on the TV.

    "She's a horse's ass too," he said.

    A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him
    off his stool.

    "Hey!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton
    country."

    "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"