A HORSE SHOWED up at a baseball training camp and asked for a tryout. The manager was shocked! Not only was this a talking horse, but he wanted to play baseball.
So he put the horse in the outfield, where the horse caught all the balls hit to him. In the infield, he always made the right play.
When it came time to bat in a game, the horse hit a long line drive between the outfielders. But then the horse just stood at the plate.
"Run!" the manager shouted. "Run!"
The horse turned to the manager and said, "If I could run, Id be at the race track."