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Hooking up friends-that don't even talk

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by jeremy_283, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. jeremy_283

    jeremy_283

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    I have a friend that's too much of a chicken to talk to this girl he really likes. He doesn't know her all that well but he's an emotional wreck with these emotional Facebook statuses because of it. He is physically a strong person but kind of a wimp it seems when it comes to women. So me and my friends set up a bonfire where these two are both invited. What's the best way to draw these two together?
     
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  2. 1-2man

    1-2man Part Time

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    I have no idea but you can give her my number. :supergrin:
     

  3. Harper

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    Spare the girl and don't draw them together.
     
  4. jeremy_283

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    Think of the recognition and the ego boost I could have if they get married a few years down the road. I could say "I did that" :dancingbanana:
     
  5. Kawabuggy

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    Spare the guy and don't draw them together. Let him live his life in peace without contemplating putting a gun in his mouth and ending all the insanity which he will inevitably experience dating ANY woman. Seriously, if this guy does not have a back-bone to begin with, his name will be Matt in no time. As in DOOR MAT.
     
  6. dango

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    You never know what you do until you try. He's on his own.
     
  7. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Somehow draw them together...the three of you in coversation.

    Next, bump the chick and make her spill her drink all over your buddy. Offer to go get something to help clean up the mess and disappear.
     
  8. jeremy_283

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    :supergrin:
     
  9. PBCounty

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    ND a round into your friend's foot and then toss her the car keys and start screaming about a hospital.
     
  10. brausso

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    Geez, all you can do is put them in the same place, then the rest is up to him. Maybe a little liquid courage would be in order as well.
     
  11. DanaT

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    Have you not yet learned that you should NEVER ask about 2 things on GT.

    1) Women
    2) Relationships with women.

    If you ask about #1, you get leg humpers

    If you ask about #2....well...wait and see.....

    So why are your buddies going through so much trouble for you. Just talk to her...or drink some...them talk to her....
     
  12. Just1More

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    Get her drunk would be my suggestion.
     
  13. jeremy_283

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    they are the most fun threads are they not? :wavey:
     
  14. PBCounty

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    Yeah....that's really it.
     
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    Shouldn't you ask for pictures first?????????:wow:
     
  16. DScottHewitt

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    Invite her to the ceremony when you burn his mancard. He don't sound like he needs one.


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  17. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Drugs and booze will fix any timidity issue.
     
  18. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Get 'em both hammered and leave 'em somewhere together. Has worked for millenia, no reason it won't work for them.
     
  19. paul45

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    I didn't know a man posted or cared about trying to set another man up with a woman.

    In my day if you were too scared to talk to women, it was your "friend" who got the prize.
     
  20. bigchuck83

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    good old Jack would probably do the trick , if not mr. Jose surely will. - alcohol, the cause of and solution to many problems