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Hooker files her taxes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Jul 3, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
    him that she needs to file her taxes.


    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
    ask a few questions. He gets her name, address,
    social security number, etc. and then asks...........
    "What is your occupation?"

    The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."

    The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.
    That will never work. That is much too crass.
    Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

    They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
    "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
    have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".

    "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
     
  2. Cafiveoh

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    Why, you comin' over?

  3. master tigon

    master tigon to deep for you

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    back in CT.shoot me!