Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down
    their local bar, when one said to the other, "If I ask you
    a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"

    "Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."

    "Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys
    around here find my wife so attractive?"

    "It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied
    the second guy.

    "What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the
    first fellow, "My wife doesn't have got a speech impediment!"

    Well," replied his friend , "you must be the only guy
    who hasn't noticed that she can't say NO!"