Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living
    friends, a Doctor, a
    CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated
    that each one must
    place their third of the money in his coffin before he is put in his
    final resting place. The
    funeral comes and goes. Over a year later the three friends are
    talking over lunch and the
    topic of the old man and his strange ways comes into the conversation.
    The Doctor finally
    says "I have to be honest, I didn't place ALL of the money into his
    coffin, I kept five
    million". Then the CEO states "Well, I have to admit that I too kept
    some of the cash. Ten
    million to be exact". The Lawyer glares at the two and says "I am
    ASHAMED of you two,
    I wrote a check for the FULL amount!"