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Honest Doc

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 10, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

    The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

    The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"