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Hone Your Home Security

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
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    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

    I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls.

    They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

    I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. .....Cooter

    John 15:13. Greater love hath no man than this, which a man lay down his life for his friends.