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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. okie

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    "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little
    boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
    "Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me
    to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I
    had to force him, but he ate it!"