Home security system

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. grayelky

    grayelky

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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
    work boots, used, size 14-16.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
    of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
    magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:

    I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up
    from the slaughterhouse. Back in an hour. Don't mess
    with the pit bulls-- don't know what got into them,
    but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
    him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
    but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
    wait out here on the porch.

    'Cooter'
     
  2. Ranger.357

    Ranger.357

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    :thumbsup: That'd work for me:outtahere: