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Home owner shoots Deese

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by OctoberRust, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Geese! Geese! They were pooping on his lawn. This guy is collateral damage.
     

  3. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    and the next door neighbour shot Doze.
     
  4. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    One Dead Goose

    Many dead Geese?

    Maybe its easier just to say Deese :dunno:

    I mixed rat posion and bread crums and sprinked it on my lawn. The next day my lawn was covered with Deese.
     
  5. sheriff733

    sheriff733 NRA LIFE MEMBER

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    One mouse is a mouse.

    Why isn't two called meese?
     
  6. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    :rofl:

    I shot Deese, next door shot Doze. I don't have Doze, but I got Deese.
     
  7. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    With a Bersa .380, no less. If the guy had the Bersa that I had, it could have been a much worse scenario for him. :wow:
     
  8. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Somehow Deese evolved into Reese in that story.

    Sheesh....
     
  9. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    A teacher could have taught.
    A preacher never has praught.
     
  10. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Didn't even notice that! Reese, huh?

    "Understand! That terminator is out there! You can't bargain with it...you can't reason with it... it doesn't feel pity! Or remorse! Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are DEAD!" :cool:
     
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    I have no idea what youre talking about.
     
  12. rick458

    rick458 USS Texas BB-35

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    Why must some people get drunk beyond (their ) Reason ? I life really that miserable to them?
     
  13. 1-2man

    1-2man Part Time

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    I know a handful of people who do just that. :faint:
     
  14. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Yeah, sometimes. You could take away every mind-altering reality-escaping substance known to man, and people would just spin around really fast until they fell down and saw God.
     
  15. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Ummmm, AG, you didn't by chance visit the mind-altering reality-escaping substance cabinet before sighing onto GT today did ya? :tongueout:
     
  16. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    No, and it's a good thing too, or I might have mis-spelled signing! :whistling:
     
  17. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    fixed it for ya. :tongueout:
     
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  18. Blackshirts

    Blackshirts

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    Glad it ended with him and his family being safe, but why open the door?
     
  19. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    He was paralyzed with fear, for his life, and was standing his ground. It's hard to shoot through a door with a .380.
     
  20. 3glkdog

    3glkdog

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    Already taken.

    One dead moose
    Many dead meese.