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Holy water

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pimagunman, Aug 7, 2003.

  1. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    A priest is pulled over for speeding.
    The officer smells alcohol and says "Have you been drinking?"
    "Just water" says the priest.
    "Then why do I smell wine"
    "GOOD LORD HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    How do you make holy water?






























    You boil the hell out of it.
     

  3. JHS

    JHS Millennium Member

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