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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers Holiday:

    Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
    last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn

    Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work
    for you?

    Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their
    mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

    Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a
    room, everyone else clears it?

    Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
    announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

    Here are the rules you must follow:

    1. You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

    2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again
    in the same day.

    3. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take
    their turns slapping the irritant.

    4. No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's
    head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

    5. CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient,
    your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of
    your stupid-***** always messing up stuff!"

    6. If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is
    the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
    the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great

    P.S. If you cannot think of anyone to slap then that means that YOU are
    the irritating person in the office so prepare to be SLAPPED!!!!!