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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
    9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left
    when you enter the trailer park."
    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from RotoRooter.
    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is
    "An apple a day."
    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave
    to Goodwill last month.
    4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-
    charges" is not a typo.
    3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
    2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
    colors with little M's on them.
    And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:
    1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.